READ MY STORY

When Angela decides to sail across the Pacific to make a documentary aboard a sailboat helmed by her on-again, off-again boyfriend, she’s chasing adventure, escape, and freedom. But just days into the voyage the world locks down. Now there’s no turning back. As international borders close, she finds herself thousands of miles from land, navigating more than just squalls and sail changes. And she quickly learns that finding a safe place to land doesn’t mean the danger is over.

With raw honesty and surprising humor, Angela chronicles her unraveling relationship, her own insecurities, and the unexpected spiritual awakening that rises from the deep. Worst Tits Ever is a bold and unfiltered memoir about adventure, resilience, and the mysterious healing presence that meets us in our darkest night watches. Part travel adventure, part soul journey, this vulnerable memoir is for anyone who’s ever lost everything and found themselves instead.

“Raw and real…laugh-out-loud funny one moment and heartbreakingly honest the next… it will sneak under your skin in the best way.” 

— JEN LILLEY 

ACTRESS, PRODUCER, ADVOCATE 

“A once-in-a-lifetime adventure turned into a ‘next-level’ memoir… set against a backdrop of international lockdowns and COVID-fueled secrecy.” 

— ARLEN NYDAM 

PHD 

“(N)obody has a story to match Angela’s. Don’t miss this one.” 

— ELI CRANOR 

DON’T KNOW TOUGH